who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
katy perry looking for what to appropriate next
I’m sure all the people that would actually care just rolled over in their mummified caskets
Don’t worry, i don’t think that Nefertiti is too mad
Ahh yes, Cleopatra is cringing with agony and being stripped from her power because her ancient and dead culture is being referenced in a music video.
you guys do realize that there are still Egyptian people right
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
If a woman offered to give you head in front of her husband who’s in a coma would you take it?
Nigga I’d get head from my sister in front of my father in a coma if it means im getting free head
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken
"ur eyeliner is 2 thick"