"pokemon is running out of ideas"
geodude was a rock with arms
no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality
ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game
tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle
"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"
"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”
i don’t think anyone realises how short fall out boy actually is because they’re all short so they kind of cancel each other out
see? but you put them with a normal sized person and it’s like
who let you out of the shire
hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL
nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES
How to look like a douche bag****
wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420
honor students cheat more than anybody
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
Guess whose back
TELL A FRIEND