Take me to Gallifrey
I'm Nikki and I like a lot of things. Love me.
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keozeo:

holeymoley62:

I love these, jesus fucking christ.

"Hey guys, wanna play some rectal rampage 3d?"

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mareepe:

Haha dude…you are so cute bro. Want to be my bf? Bf means brofriend, so its like double the bro. Youre my best bro dude. I love you man. I really love you so much

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  1. baby: d-d-d-d
  2. dad: daddy?
  3. baby: destroy capitalism
  4. karl marx: nice
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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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barack-obottm:

dick had me like

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vvristss:

I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath

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miketooch:

darkwingsnark:

kuikuri:

nintendocompositions:

Game Boy Advance | Startup Screen

That was just so satisfying to hear ;A;

That just sent a tingle of pleasure through my body. 

This is my text ringtone. It’s my fav.

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Carmen
Stromae

Stromae- Carmen

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grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

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cotton eye joe was the song of the century

fall2000:

unit03:

reallylameblog:

anyone who tells you otherwise probably sucks at doing the dance

fun fact: ive listened to this song while i jacked off to hentai one time

Justin how is that fact fun at all

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thesherlockconspiracy:

thetwogaydetectives:

But s3 was SO GAY, imagine how much gayer s4 will be

In s3: (1) An imaginary gay kiss was cut short while its equivalent imaginary straight kiss was shown in full. (2) John married a woman. (3) Sherlock dated, kissed, and was briefly engaged to a woman. 

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urbanunfit:

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

Hey I do too

戶凵匚尺 廾巨尺 尺丨厶卄丁 丨几
丅卄巨 尸凵丂丂丫

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forkanna:

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

OH MY GOD IT IS WEIRD AL THAT’S SO FREAKING AWESOME

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